Archive for March, 2010

pearls of wisdom from courtney love

Monday, March 1st, 2010

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Courtney Love revealed on a British talk show her secret to getting drugs in unfamiliar places and it’s pretty crafty.

Court explained:

“I had this rock and roll trick that I would do. I’d be in the worst (place)… like Cleveland (Ohio) or Cologne, Germany… Munich… I wanted drugs because I used to do drugs and I don’t do them any more.

I would call up a hooker agency and I would ask for the ugliest hooker, because the ugliest hooker would know (where to get drugs). They would think I was a lesbian and come with all sorts of things (sex toys) and I’d be like, ‘No, no put it down, I just want to know where the drugs are.’ So that was my trick.”

It’s amazing how resourceful completely strung out people can be when it comes to what matter most to them.

as cool as sandra bullock …but with more talent …and a cooler accent

Monday, March 1st, 2010

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It may be her prized possession, but Kate Winslet keeps her Oscar in her bathroom!

Her reason makes complete sense if you ask me.

“Because basically everybody wants to touch it, everybody wants to hold it and go ‘Oh, my gosh,’ and ‘How heavy is it?’” said Kate. “So I figured if I put it [in the bathroom], then people can avoid the whole, ‘Where’s your Oscar?’ thing.”

She’s so generous to let everyone “sneakily have a little [hold] and put it back down again”.  That’s awesome, I just hope she makes sure to disinfect it every so often.  Don’t want poo-particles on your career topping award.

It won’t surprise me when Bullock wins one this year (maybe I’ll get a surprise) and she can try one upping her and put it in a tree house in her back yard or something.  To clarify if you have not read anything I’ve said on the subject before, I LIKE Bullock, I just don’t think she has done anything Oscar worthy yet.

HAR.

Monday, March 1st, 2010

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thumbs up on the gaga cosmo

Monday, March 1st, 2010

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“I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee a the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.’”

- Lady GaGa tells Cosmo

glee: the live show

Monday, March 1st, 2010

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If you’re a super huge fan of Glee,  the live show tour dates have been announced.  There will be stars from the show, their major hits, etc.  I love the show, but I’m not interested.  I like the content all together in the context of a television show, I don’t need to go to Sesame Street Live for adults.  But if you’re interested and live in these areas, you’re in luck:

May 18 | Phoenix, AZ | Dodge Theatre
May 20 | Los Angeles, CA | Gibson Amphitheatre
May 21 | Los Angeles, CA | Gibson Amphitheatre
May 25 | Chicago, IL | Rosemont Theatre
May 26 | Chicago, IL | Rosemont Theatre
May 28 | New York City, NY | Radio City Music Hall
May 29 | New York City, NY | Radio City Music Hall